The Dáxlamic Principality of Cape Evergreen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 5.553 billion Cape Evergreenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabo. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Cape Evergreenian economy, worth 245 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 44,136 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lýderis Bradford John's reputation is hard as nails, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cape Evergreen's national animal is the Blue Fin Tropical Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Cape Evergreen is ranked 32,053^rd in the world and 74^th in Declansburg for Highest Food Quality, scoring 59.17 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.